Ever noticed how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
You're the computer, you tell ME where the damn file is!
I can fly! I can fly! I can...oh #$%&!
File MASTERPI.ECE not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)uicide?
Objects are just data structures with an attitude.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
No dolphins were killed to produce this message.
No matter how cynical I get, I still can't keep up.
I'm in a class by myself. Everyone else graduated.
Oops. My brain just hit another bad sector.
For sincere personal advice, page your sysop at 3 AM.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.
The gene pool could shure use a little chlorine.
Stand back! I've got a mouse and I know how to use it!
It just doesn't get any beta than this.
Dos error: the mouse have eaten your cheezy chips!
Life has a funny way of sneaking up upon me.
Hitto Perkele Paska! (damn satanic shit)
It's too late to run when you hear the boom.
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